chronic-ash420:

Remember to have a Super Breakfast!

(via connorberkshire)


coolscar:

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

coolscar:

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

(via connorberkshire)


pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image

(via connorberkshire)


THIS LOOKS LIKE MY STREET WHAT

(via connorberkshire)


infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

(via connorberkshire)


elbondre:

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

God damn females.

(via connorberkshire)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via succeeding)


fishingboatproceeds:

fuckinmiki:

The official poster of the 2015 Women’s World Cup is beautiful

CAN’T WAIT.

fishingboatproceeds:

fuckinmiki:

The official poster of the 2015 Women’s World Cup is beautiful

CAN’T WAIT.



(via lolzpicx)


I’m on a diet. I’m hungry. I just need to go to sleep.. Someone tell me I can do this. It’s hard not having my own place and all my healthy foods Anymore. I need this cleanse I need this cleanse…




I could have every single part of your body pressed against mine and I’d still say ‘pull me closer’.
..my breath (via creatingaquietmind)

(via creatingaquietmind)


She had a mind like a box of fireworks and hands that played recklessly with matches.